Steven: Went into an East end pub and at the bar was a guy with one ear, I felt sorry for him and asked if I could buy him a drink 🥃 he replied “it’s okay mate, I’ve got one ere”
Brendan: They made him a new ear out of pig skin but every now and again he gets a little crackling in it
Samantha: Why did Billy go out with a prune ?
Because he couldn’t find a date 😂😂
Pauline: as our daughter once said.. what do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud! Bless a little 6 year old telling her first joke! X
Emma: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.